why does my neck moan with stiff pain after *only* fifteen hours of sitting still
and yet the burning scratches and punches all
over my ass and shoulder –(ripped clothing i packed in my bags anyway)–
bring me joy and cockiness; honor.
leaving for home through a well-lit funnel, self-corralling into groups
(Did i forget anything?)
how much for the fridge magnet?
I hope the memories stay with me forever
why did the road smell like the sweat of all my nervous buddies playing
war games with their skin and toys
— eating and drinking —
re-checking, tighten this, tie that, clean, wipe, walk, sleep.
a small set of ticks and distractions****** ***** *  *   * **  *** ** *
how will all the other visitors experience Barcelona? those three thousand tourists a day?
Not lucky enough to come around the world to choose pain and exhaustion
over shopping and mojitos and more pictures of those old churches
five hundred “Brave Knights,” no swords, no armies, no fight for survival,
find only results on a piece of paper
ripped or maybe the tape failed
(at midnight it will be piled up with the rest of the advertisements and beer cups)
Why can’t I feel the same emotion when I visit Sagrada Familia? that i feel when I see
friends and acquaintances and strangers
*rip muscle fibers and convert glucose*
on a pavement beach north of the city?
Why is it more meaningful to hear banging and whistles and a man on the microphone shout my name (!!)
why does the fear of other people’s desire to win
put me higher up than the roofs, give me more than artworks made two thousand years ago?

how does the floaaAAT FEEL WHEN YOU got to… slow it downnn, (ouch. ouch. ouch. the twing*!shin!* in my long tendons

or the strain of my legs and back–like the scratching of a rope as he pulls the lobster catch over the edge
<We pay for the opportunity not to ride anywhere we want
but inside a metal cage>
–screaming at each other to GO! (WOAH) fuck you–GO *shit* (holy shit) OoahH!–fuck.
meanwhile, the asphalt waits to catch us if we slip.
once all the light is gone, we force ourselves into spaces
not large enough to fit our desire to be the first out of corner 8.
–who chases us? —Where are we going? —-What is wrong with you? —–What the fuck you fucking asshole?
There isn’t even enough time to look up to see when it will be over.
I walk off full of the minutes I just lost to the complete focus on making wheels spin.
The absurdity of the race sprints up to my face faster than we were ever travelling.
I already can’t remember why I tried so hard to find the front when I did.
I will do this again and again as long as they will let me.MASH6401


MASH4857With the third stop of the 2017 Red Hook Criterium series in the books, we take a moment to look back at the details from Barcelona, Spain.  MASH3949With a solid six years of racing this series as a team, we have a good understanding of what to expect. International travel includes packing smart and light, remembering the power adapters, snacks, and sleeping on couches. As a small bike shop, we never have enough support for our racers, always bare bones, no private shade tent, cooler, our own rollers, chairs, limited tools, and it always works out. We adjust to the ever-changing rules for qualifying and the press.MASH4383Duke’s custom Giro road shoes. Chas draws on his friends’ stuff, and we love the finished results.MASH3953The series is a well oiled machine with almost all details sorted out for the athletes and spectators. MASH5172Gabe is the MC for the day, offering insight to the crowd. Racers love hearing their names come through this mic with high energy.MASH4919MASH4995Wearing the red jersey marks you with the racers and the cameras. MASH4477The new qualifying format is a much safer system for the racers, which are set up as mini races with the top transferring.MASH4735Duke qualifying in group four.MASH4301Volunteers fill the course to notify racers of what to look for through a series of colored and pattered flags.MASH4264David Trimble started this series as a birthday party, with racing in his blood, he wanted to grow it to an elite event. His vision is coming to fruition with a solid budget, events running like clockwork, and over the years, has gained the attention of world class athletes, billion dollar brands, and the UCI.MASH4835MASH4752It feels good to be passionate about something. The racers are fulfilling personal goals while working for their teams and the logos they wear, and the photo/video crew have a job to tell a story, and fill obligations for publications. We are our own client, so there is no pressure to make something specific, just what is striking. MASH5250 Been all over the world with Chas and have watched him drink from every faucet and eat like a local with no effect, but the stomach bug caught up to him on race day, and he still smiled and dry-heaved his way through qualifying like a champ.MASH4160MASH4980MASH5149MASH5252Hot DogMASH5128MASH5280MASH5267These events are part bike-race and part car-show of sorts where looking is part of the day.MASH4376MASH4097MASH4346MASH5331MASH4561The concrete in corner two had a very smooth surface, and took some cornering adjustments for racers to ride it in a more conservative way. The learning curve was steep.MASH4433This kid was having a blast, and it reminded me why we all fell in love with bikes in the first place.MASH4393MASH4388Evan crashed in the first hairpin corner during qualifiers. He re-wrapped his bars between events, offering fresh mojo for the main race.MASH5266MASH5304Crihs has raced this series since it’s inception, and still shoots from the pits between racing.MASH4666Turn 2 was very slippery, the organizers tried adding grip tape but the pavement was too smooth for it to stickMASH4950MASH4411MASH5577Evan MurphyMASH5586MASH5366MASH4962MASH5322MASH5598DukeMASH5572MASH5511MASH5534Super Pole is phase 3 for the top 25 qualifying racers, where each racer will put in one fast lap to decide the top 10 start positions.MASH5450Evan qualified 4th in group one, so was eligible for the Super pole.MASH5327MASH5260MASH4936MASH5662MASH5568MASH5655MASH5632Ash DubanMASH6005MASH5963MASH5832MASH6047MASH5778MASH5684MASH6078Ash raced a smart race and gave the crowd a very exciting show.MASH6087MASH5686MASH6882Qualifing men to the lineMASH5693600mm Prime GoProMASH6127MASH6154MASH5715With spotty rain the days before, Barcelona gave the racers a clear night.MASH6176Evan singing at the start and nobody having it.MASH6113Dave about to call racers up.MASH6194The goal is to get in and stay with the lead group. The first few laps string out the field quickly.MASH6379MASH6673MASH6241MASH6073The barriers on the last straight to the finish are covered with corrugated plastic and create a drum that brings good energy to the finish.MASH6423Evan animated the field throughout the race, breaking for a few laps at a time, regrouping, and going again. This is what the races used to feel like before super teams bought their way into this format of racing, and it is very exciting to see the underdog mix things up symbolically, and actually.MASH6528MASH6559We have seen the pace of these races increase from event to event. You can no longer turn a gear ratio that would have kept you in the front a year or two ago.MASH6507MASH6728MASH6781MASH6654MASH6459Official bell lapMASH6443Evan was in the lead group going into the last lap, but was crashed out in corner eight with several of the projected front runners.MASH6816David Van Eerd avoided the crashes, and out-sprinted Davide Vigano to take the win on this night. MASH6891MASH6956MASH6924Bring your own just in case.MASH7209MASH7358MASH7337Alec bobbled the last corner and crashed. He will be back for Milano no question.MASH7171Pack it up, and send it to Italy.

Thank you to all the organizers, staff, crew, and volunteers who help make this traveling series happen.

Photos: Mike Martin 2017 @mashsf

Velòdrom d’Horta RHC 2017

MASH3920With no rain in the forecast, racers visiting Barcelona for the Red Hook Criterium met at the D’Horta Velodrome to spin legs in preparation for to tomorrow’s main event. With clouds helping keep the temperatures low, a solid group took turns putting down laps on this historic velodrome. It had been years since visiting this track, and was happy to see the remodel wearing in nice. Enclosed are a series of photos from the morning.



As brothers, Evan and Kyle Murphy have their own way of communicating and sharing. Get an inside look as someone gave them a GoPro when they went to Red Hook Crit Barcelona 2016.


MASH0114Red Hook Brooklyn has grown to become a cyclist pilgrimage over the past 10 years. A race that was born on cobbles, at night, lit by a few street lamps, with Dave Trimble’s long game vision, it has become the premium bike race for the 200 athletes who show up to qualify at each city stop. As the format has grown in popularity, so has the level of performance, drawing Olympians and pro tour racers along with messengers and working class athletes. The following series was photographed on April 29th 2017 at the 10th Anniversary of the Red Hook Criterium. MASH0921The quality of this series of races has surpassed what is expected at state-level bike racing. Dave, with a group of employees, and volunteers are able to take this show on the road each year, with stops in London, Barcelona, and Milano in 2017.MASH0968MASH1010Dylan began at Specialized as an intern, and was quickly handed the task of designing their RHC team identity for 2017. We met Dylan straight out of High School, and it has been a pleasure to watch him grow into his own person. MASH0852Jason supports his Affinity team members with saftey pins and emotional support. MASH0949Dan Chabanov has dismanted the men’s field at these races in years past. He has been creating some quality recap pieces for RHC with Cycling Tips.MASH0397We met Duke through his community efforts around street racing in London. It was rad to see him come out to New York and take a spot in the group 2 qualifier.MASH0646MASH0426MASH0122The event is shot from multiple broadcast cameras and sent to screens so spectators can keep up with the race. We hope this feed is pushed live online one day.MASH0892MASH0345Having come off a top 10 finish at Mission Crit the weekend before, Chas was excited to qualify and race with riders from around the world. The new qualifying format is far safer than years past. These shorter races keep the tempo up for the 20 minutes, which makes it exciting and less confusing. MASH0382MASH0322MASH0909MASH0884Appreciating each other’s bikes is a highlight of these large cycling themed gatherings.MASH0930MASH0865MASH0668Having had a strong showing at his only RHC race of 2016, Evan was looking forward to the 2017 Brooklyn stop. This is his seventh year racing this series on these brakeless race bikes, and he has a strong grasp on the psychology of racing in close quarters at night.MASH0767After painting some bikes for friends, it was fun to see Evan make one for himself. Check the full details and specs HERE.MASH0901Race updates are printed and posted for review by participants. MASH0778Our friend, Kosuke Masuda, created art by hand for the team skin suits and helmets while  Al Nelson also helped with the design for the 2017 race season. MASH0910MASH0834MASH0692MASH0871Racers who qualified for the main events had time to go rest and come back for some night racing.MASH0945There is no shortage of media at these events. In the past, there was push back from road racing teams not wanting their team members to race at these events in fear of getting hurt, but with high level of press that comes from these races, the road teams flipped and now want their racers out there in the mix.MASH0946Crashing is part of these races. It is a rarity to see a crash at a road criterium, and it freaks everyone out. It is not uncommon to have a dozen crashes with some major injuries at RHC.MASH0959The racer staging area in the cruise terminal is set up with care. Both cyclists and runners have access to equipment that could be cumbersome to fly with.MASH0941MASH1013MASH0942MASH0992MASH0956Legs up between qualifying and racing.MASH0928If you did not make the cut, you lined the course to scream for friends who became the night’s entertainment. MASH1027The Cruise terminal sits on the water, looking out at Manhattan, and this gift from France. MASH1161Barriers are set up on the outside of the course. The plastic sponsor advertising becomes a drum during the race and creates a rolling rumble as racers pass.MASH1268The women’s race started with a terrible crash on the first straight where the route narrowed to a single lane.MASH1215MASH1391Without an official live feed, online spectators could search for live feeds through social media.MASH1275Colleen Gulick took home the W for the women on this night.MASH1285MASH1363Dave keeps his cool through this massive production littered with complaints, injuries, victories, and celebrations. He started this race as a self-celebratory birthday, and he has grown it into a career.MASH1393The qualified men line up in pole position with the fastest qualifying race winner on the front row solo.MASH1624100 racers flood the final race with the fastest racers moving to the front in the first lap to avoid a chance of crashing in the congested field.MASH1462By the second lap through, it was clear to the spectators that this was going to be a ripping fast race.MASH1373Team support was littered along the sidelines if needed during the race.MASH1612Stefan and Colin break mid-race and with the support of their teammates leading the chase group, they were able to open up a 29 second gap.MASH1616MASH1696Chas in the chase.MASH1860MASH1575Evan was crashed out in the hairpin and then bridged back up to the chase group before the race was stopped on a red flag.MASH1769MASH1741The leadMASH1746The chaseMASH1773MASH1919Cesar Valenzuela dominated Colin Strickland at the Mission Crit the weekend before. On this night, Cesar was leading the chase group with 5 laps to go, but came out of the hairpin into a sprint. Without looking up, he put himself into the barriers resulting in a broken collarbone. He is healing, and we expect this young racer to come back strong.MASH1961MASH1695MASH1947The spectators alley wrapped by one of the hairpin turns.MASH1595MASH2010The front of the chase group was dominated by teams invested in racers in the break. Slowing, blocking, and whatever psychological game is going on in this photo continues with just a few laps to go. It takes a strong team to do well in these races in the modern age.MASH1828MASH2078Evan and Addison sprinted for 7th and 8th for the night.MASH1780Partied outMASH2102MASH2156Dan Chavanov for Cycling Tips.MASH1085New York, thank you for welcoming racers from around the world to put it all out there. Thank you to Red Hook Crit, its organizers, volunteers, and sponsors for making it all happen. Thanks to the racers for showing up and keeping it fun.

See you in London!

Mike Martin


MASH0145A racers bike that is set up specially for events in a unique object. It is often times fresh components, a new chain, new tires, and bar tape. In contrast, a bike used for training rides has all of the expression. It is well loved, worn out everything, a trainer is heavier, it carries a pump, tools, and a flat fix. By the time a racer transitions from the training bike to the race bike, the athlete might feel an extra stoke of power or energy from the well maintained race bike.

MASH0167Over seven years watching Evan Murphy race at Red Hook Crit events, I have seen it all. From racing a chrome stock Bianchi Pista, to magnificent hand made race bikes, he has covered the gamut. Going into Evan’s 7th season racing the series, our team chose to have no bike brand sponsor. Next year will be different, so this year became an opportunity for self expression. Evan had been painting a few bikes for friends, so was excited to hear he wanted to do one for himself. He had the skin suit that Kosuke designed for us, so he wanted to paint something that could live together. He put down a base, then began to draw from memory, all the places he has lived growing up. The maps from when he was younger have less detail, and maybe show more errors. Mapping is an important tool for cyclists, and you can see the later locations remember bock to block details. MASH0163The build include: ENVE M50 rims laced to MASH Phil Wood hubs with Sapim spokes. ENVE 120 road stem, and 44 road bars. ENVE 27.2 road post. Selle Italia prototype SLR saddle. Prototype MASH Bar Tape, Rinpoch 165 track cranks with 51T ring. Continental 4000s clincher tires. Izumi chain. 15T Euro Asia track cog. K-Edge + crusty Garmin. Look road pedals.MASH0155MASH0160MASH0150MASH0144MASH0147MASH0151MASH0148MASH0172




I race bikes a lot. I’m not even sure if I love riding my bike as much as I love racing it. I’ve raced alley cats in Providence, Portland, Berlin and NYC. I’ve raced Cyclocross in the snow, in frozen mud, in pouring rain across beaches and in the desert. I’ve raced road races with crowds so rowdy the entire city’s police is present, races that shut down entire business districts of towns, races with five-figure prize purses on the line, and races against teams whose budget could change politics.


Yet, after all those experiences, it is the Red Hook Crit that I am most nervous for now. When I first raced Dave Trimble’s event 8 years ago, I sort of wandered around the scene until the race, not knowing anyone and anxious to start riding. The course had some lumpy cobblestones that I flatted on. At that time, Trimble allowed free laps (on the honor code!) so I sprinted to my bag with spare wheels and put one on. I was with the lead group at the time, and jumped back in, only to slam into another pothole in the dark, flatting both tires and ending my race.


I couldn’t have predicted that over the following years, I would become good friends with a lot of those hero’s I watched race and read about on the internet that weekend. I can actually trace many friendships’ roots to various Red Hook Crit events and parties. I sometimes speculate that the stress and anxiety I feel leading up to the race, and the euphoria and adrenaline released afterwards, bring out the best extrovert in me! Ultimately I’m grateful for the atmosphere the crit creates, (even though I lose hair over the race!) because it has given me friends around the world.


This year’s event was too fast, too dangerous and brought for me a completely new set of expectations. I sound like a broken record, as I’ve said this every single year before, but never before have we truly seen team’s pouring resources and recruitment efforts into this race series, quite like now. Of course, the irony is that MASH SF was one of the first teams to bring aerodynamic equipment, a polished aesthetic, and tactical teamwork to the RHC. Possibly my new fear of the race speed and risk is just me being a sore loser? Feeling left out because I don’t get to stand on the podium so readily as in year’s past? MASH this year was Chas, Duke and myself, with Mike supporting us with rollers, snacks, jokes and the sexiest kit I’ve ever seen. We had a plan to race together, but the qualifying heats did not go in our favor, and for all intents and purposes, we were all on our own.


In the qualifying heat of this year’s race, my legs were pummeled by the guys, and my only tactic was to lead out as long as possible near the end of the heat, to guarantee a qualifying position. I was passed like I was standing still towards the end. I watched racers from the top teams crash, I heard crashes behind me, a rider from an Italian team took his hand off his bars to push me in the race, after I yelled at him, and I felt pedal strike on 165mm cranks from leaning so far over in the hairpins. I went home after qualifiers and slept for an hour–I was wrecked physically and mentally.


By the final race, it seemed like I had gotten the hang of it a little more, putting in a few digs and giving what I had to try to get off the front. In the field it was a mayhem of jostling bodies and I was riskily resting in there for a few laps in anticipation of giving it one more go when a rider divebombed the hairpin, chopping me and crashing himself out. I landed on top of him, and when I got up, I watched the field over a half-lap ahead of me thinking to myself; race over.


I chased back on, lucky that the large (huge!) field had slowed a bit, but that chase was certainly the last meaningful effort my body would produce in the race. As I wound my way to the front of the field, preparing for the finale, the race was neutralized due to a crash. Ceasar has a broken collarbone, but I hear he is otherwise alright. The ensuing restart was a tense affair. Thank you to whomever it was keeping the pace high, and thank you to my luck for finding Addison Zawadda’s solid wheel in the last lap. Following him, I squeeked out an 8th place finish, and spent my cool-down lap hugging and high-fiving all my friends from NYC who had come out to watch.


I am so happy that I’m still in the mix of this race and that MASH SF still finds value in supporting the few of us psychotic enough to want to race. This was the first year in a while I really told myself and others that I would like to win the Red Hook Crit. I feel like I gave it a good shot and haven’t given up hope for the rest of the series. But ultimately what I was reminded of this year was the extensive community of people that make my time racing worth it. Performing for friends, psyching myself up with Chas and Duke and Mike, hugging too many familiar faces to count, and dancing like an idiot well into Sunday morning were better prizes than anything to be found on the podium.


Thanks to all the sponsors: Giro, Enve, Oakley, Phil Wood, Jandd, Castelli, Selle San Marco, Continental, and most of all: MASH SF!!!

Evan Murphy